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Breaking news, earlier today there was an nasty accident involving two members at Nursery.
Nigel Govett was trying to overtake John Dourly on the wide stretch of path near the disabled pegs, the end result was a catastrophic catastrophe. Bits of
old blokes everywhere said one eye witness account.
I interviewed Mr Dourly and here is what he said. " I was quite happily trying to get to my swim when I heard Nigel looming behind me, I looked to my right
and the next thing I know he was along side me with a evil glint in his eye"
Mr Govet refused to comment, the club in the mean time has enforced a speed limit on the path of 5mph.
The club chairman said that the health and safety officer for the club Mr John Cacket has since put the new ruling in.
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